MAVEN Spacecraft Finds New Plasma Squeezing at Mars

MAVEN Spacecraft Finds New Plasma Squeezing at Mars
By Laurence Tognetti, MSc (https://ift.tt/2iBm9pC)

A cloaked alien invasion force is approaching Earth and coming up on Mars. The first officer looks through a viewfinder and says, “Captain, the fourth planet’s atmosphere is behaving strangely. As though it were trying to block incoming energy.” The captain takes a moment, then his (already big) eyes get wide and he exclaims, “It’s a defense shield! The Earthlings are hiding on the fourth planet and are prepared to attack us! Abort the invasion!” The first officer responds, “Aye aye, Captain!”

May 30, 2026 at 06:02AM
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